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The worst, the VERY WORST insult you can give a Scots woman is to call her a cow.All other sweary words pale into insignificance beside this most-powerful of derogatory terms. They can brek yer airm wi a single flap ah thur wings...Noun: A streetwise young lady, lacking in refinement, probably somewhere in her teenage years. The wummin in the windae seat started complainin like fuck. Then the Driver pit me aff." Noun: That which is exceptional; worthy of note; but not necessarily in a good way... Two, ah don't hink at wee baldy bugger wis a real doctor. 1 Marbles2 testicles."Big Gordon hid hud enough o the smarmy wee nyaff an suddenly turnt roon an gied him a right sore yin in the jauries" From "Life at No 11, Living next door to an unbearable patronising git" by Sarah Brown. see links: The Jujube These may originally have been medicinal sweets, and the non-medicianl teeth-rotting attributes just gradually took precedence over the medicinality of the confection.Often possessed of a less-than-delicate voice, and rather unsubtle vocabulary. often used of people whose behaviour is at odds with reality, or of things which are significantly different from normal. As far as I know, (but I may be mistaken) no-one still makes jujube/jube-jubes as such... There may also be a sweetie still being made in the States called Jujubes.It had a strap across the top for a handlebar., Dug usually seen in company of Neds. Verb: To employ a chib - usually against another human being, but often against a ned.Choose from a variety of wean eatin monsters and nippy wee bastarts: notably, broon an black Bull Terriers (pick a breed, thir aw the same) Thae hideously ugly white an pink wans wi the pointy noses Jack Russels (sorry tae youse wans thit huv thum but here thir Ned's dugs) Rotweillers Big Doberman lookin things wi broon herr that look like some specialist breed an OBVIOUSLY came fae stolen puppies. May be blunt or sharp, can include razors, lead pipes, bits of wood with nails hammered in, Stanley knives, etc... Possibly the main feature that these will have in common is that a chib is something which has been adopted for use as a weapon, possibly with ingenious modifications, rather than something originally designed for that purpose. One who has been subjected to attack with a chib is said to have been chibbed.Example: Aw did wee diddums turn oot tae be HIV-positive? Noun: when weekly-paid employees receive 2 weeks' pay at once - for example at holiday time. 'Noun An old tinker word meaning a person from a town.
Noo pit the video doon an get oota mah hoose afore ah take this cleaver tae yer haw maws ya wee burglin' bastart"Noun: The boss; the person in charge; the head honcho; top banana ; big dog ; chief ; el jefe ; the man ; High Heid Yin; top of the food chain etc etc etc. picture the following conversation: Caller: Hello, ah'd like tae speak tae the Top Banana. Example: Wummin 1: hallo, Missis Mac , how's your wee Shagger gettin oan? To cough up phlegm, especially thick green mucus from the throat. " CJ swerrs he heard a wummin fae Cardonald shoutin' "Right up your jook" while singin alang wi "The Wild Rover". alright - for you Murcans - candy) As far as the writer is aware, this is a hardish, jelly covered with sugar. Please feel free to bombard the forum with corrections pointing out all the things that I got wrong...Verb: to twirl or spin, particularly to the point of dizziness Example: The wean wis birlin roon an roon oan the swivel chair, but she startit tae boak.Ma heid's birlin wi aw this information fae this new Glossary A never seen entity always hiding in dark places. A type of scooter/cart made with a roller skate a plank of wood and an orange box mounted vertically at the front. Prounced Tchib A chibbing is an attack from such an implement.If ye goat pit oot yer pals wid let ye back in through the fire exit. Ah'vbeen- I have been awrronrihooseslookingfur ye - I looling every where for you....noun: similar in meaning to Heid-the ba'. Noun: One with an exaggerated opinion of their own importance. Sometimes used more generally for a fool, but especially one who is an extremely confident fool.To go up and down to every house in the district....usually used when one is seeking another... One with an over-inflated opinion of their own importance. Example: Ignore him, wi his big BMW an his swimmin pool. 1) Great, brilliant - as in : "Thon wis the berries!LIKE THE NAME SAYS IT, DAD-DAUGHTER, MOM-SON, SISTER-BROTHER SEX STORIES, TRUE OR FICTION.ALONG WITH SOME CAPTIONED PICTURES AND VIDEOS OF FAMILY INCEST.Naw, naw, Wee Fly Man Mc Creadie's a perfectly cromulent fella We are indebted to Mr Og, a citizen of the Unites States of Apple-pie for this contribution Noun: a horse; maybe also a donkey; probably even wee ponies. er - never dinjer NOTE: to the best knowledge of the writer, "Dinger" is never used in any other context, but always in conjunction with "To go" Sentimental term to describe the phenomenon of tens of thousands of Glaswegians packing an armada of Caledonian Steam Packet Company pleasure boats, gettin totally shitfaced on the voyage (hence the expressions "Steamboats" and "Steamin" drunk), and wrecking Millport, Rothesay, and Dunoon. Example: Wanst she's goat a few ay they Ell-Ohs in hur, she goes pure aff her heid The affectionate name by which Aberdeen is known to the rest of Scotland.Instruction to another to cease and desist from whining and complaining. This is really a feckin cheeky thing to say, so make sure you are standing well away of the person to whom you say it... An ah went tae the Boundary Bar an tanned it............. From the way that Aberdonians phrase the question to outsider 'where are you from? which is in their inimitable accent pronounced something like 'Furryboots ur you fae? Show consisted of a shite children's film, usually wi Hayley Mills in it, some cartoons, an a crap serial like "Attack o' the unconvincing robots".Ye went tae fling sooked jooblies at the screen an generally run aboot tae see if the man wid pit ye oot. A bad one.'See that Sean, thas a bajin, he's oanly chibbed tha' puur Mrs Wummin ferrer pension'Badness personified, as in Rank Bajin, the dastardly criminal genius against whom Lobey Dosser is pitted in the comic strips.